"Ah, Perry the platypus!"
"What an unexpected -"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"By societal convention!"
"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."
the writers for this show deserve more credit man
I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.
it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman
She’s his Barney Stinson.
Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?
- loving you in six words (via say-cheesecake)